Take me out to the Hospital!

Ok, just to get things started, I wanna say that I will make entries on things of the world, things I'm going through and anything I think about in my head. It just so happens that I went to the hospital for a birthing center orientation tour and the only thing I wanted in my head was a bullet. Sad i know.....that no one had a gun.
I'm not saying it was all bad I definitely got cool points with the wife Melissa. She was all smiles and love for me. The worst part for me was just holding back what I wanted to say. Like when the tour guide hooked up the squatting bar to the bed I wanted to say, "Great, now I can practice my gymnastics in between contractions." Or how about when the Dula came in and demonstrated how close the doctor was gonna get to the vagina, I was about to die with laughter day dreaming about the radio man trying desperately to get a signal. And the Coup De Gra occurred when the 60 year old Dula put her legs in the stirrups and performed a few hip thrusts to demonstrate the position. All the while she maintained her cool, collected, tour guide demeanor.

Pros: Good points with the Wife I recommend any caring husband to do this, because you care.
6 1/2 Handsome Husbands up.

Cons: Tons of couples who are really uninformed and you might have to listen to all of their stupid questions. Not to mentions they made something that could have been summed up in 15 minuets last an hour and a half. Now that's talent.
7 incoming fetuses down

Good luck gentlemen.....YOU"LL NEED IT.