Amazingly I have just been informed that anything I touch will go wrong. I have not had this blog for more then few hours before it was discovered by my wife and then picked apart as nothing more then a new weapon in my evil arsenal. My wife said, and I do quote, "This is just a way of you annoying more then just me and in mass quantities."
I have to admit I was taken aback because I love my wife so much and I really feel she is starting to understand me; however, I also feel it is my duty to lash back at her and bring her intimate ugly flaws to the surface........ok kidding.
But I will take a moment to comment on chick flicks. My wife just recently saw The Women and wants everyone to know how good this movie is. When she was done watching it, she gabbed my ear off telling me the whole story about empowered women and BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH. The room had so much estrogen in it, I was surprised that I didn't drop an egg.
So real quick I want to give a shout out to all the men who have to put up with these things.......these women things. This is my rant against all of the birthing videos, the girls outings and the mood swings. The bargain shopping that doesn't save you money because she does it so much. The girlfriends that never laugh at your jokes (maybe just me). And finally all of the outfits that she tries on that I give an opinion about but somehow I am still not being honest.
These things can be considered tiresome, tedious, nagging and dare I say it, annoying.
Yes I feel better about myself already.
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